What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

So who has worn a cock cage. One of my guy FWBs put one on me last Sunday and left with the keys? I was very nervous at first but have calmed down. Told me he'll unlock it tomorrow.. Let me know.

A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Everyone says the pet population is out of control. Everyone says you MUST spay or neuter your pets. No one wants to talk about how its almost $1,000 to spay or neuter a pet. Why is it so expensive if its so necessary? Animal shelters do it for free.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do men prefer women below the age of 30?

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

From Russia With Love

Why is pornography still alive and not illegal? Why doesn’t the government do about tricking women into them?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Can you name a female actress who has had bad timing or luck in her film career?

Octopussy

Diamonds Are Forever

You Only Live Twice

Why do some people hesitate to say 'I love you' even after their partners have said it first? How can one interpret this behavior from their loved ones?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

He chose to serve longer in the Army. Now he's saddled with $40,000 in moving costs. - NBC News

-”Ah so!”

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What kind of pleasure do gay men get from being bottom? The idea is very appealing to me but in practice it's quite painful.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why do people who aren't trans feel the need to put pronouns next to their name or picture? It seems so cringeworthy to me, to participate in that SJW paradigm of thought, like they are a spineless person who just goes along with the trends.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

What are some tips for making your husband fall madly in love with you again after going through the worst phase of your marriage?

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do women like black men?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-All the bad guys are black.

What is the dirtiest thing you have witnessed your wife do?